I’ve spent a lot of time on the couch. Not because I have therapy, but because I don’t have a bed.
Where most children graduate from a little bed to a bigger one, I graduated to one of those foldable couches where you can keep things beneath the seat.
This hasn’t affected my quality of sleep at all. I barely feel those tennis rackets.
It’s not like being sleep-deprived shrinks your brain to the point where you writing a very long sentences full of grammatical flaw that that your editor would fix if only he wasn’t so tired.
Now that I think about it, I’ve spent more time on a couch than I have on an actual bed. I bet you haven’t spent enough time in a bed, either.
Why else would you read this? Or this? Or that?
Our attention spans are affected by catching too few z’s, which is why I can’t even make it to the end of the.
I assume the primary causes behind sleep deprivation are the lightbulb and the internet. You can’t get forty winks if you find a million distractions.
Since you can’t short out your neighborhood’s electricity without exchanging stern words with the police, the only things you can change are your personal habits.
Want more sleep? Try less caffeine. You shouldn’t pay six dollars for coffee every morning. That creates problems. For example, you lose six dollars.
Think about it this way. You buy one cup of coffee per day. There are 365 days in a year.
Forget about however much money it costs. You drink more than 22 gallons of lukewarm bean water per year.
Caffeine affects our physical health. All of us can be a little kinder to our insides. Otherwise we’ll get old and gray a lot faster.
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